"Could you please state your name and occupation for the court." Nielsen said. He ran his fingers through his slicked-back hair and took a deep breath, preparing for the long day ahead.
"My name is William Henrow, but most people call me Willie." Willie waved to the group of three men in the front row, his coworkers. They all looked alike: faded brown suits with stains, greying hair, and giving Willie a thumbs-up. Willie was dressed the same, the cheap rental suits were all he and his coworkers could afford on their salaries. When he returned the gesture to his friends, Nielsen coughed.
"And your occupation, as well, Mr. Henrow?" Nielsen
Now, I know I'm cynical...but I just have to comment on this.
There is a scholarship where in order for a chance to win you do stuff over a number of days. So I was reading through what the other days were because of course by the time I find it, it's almost over. But I found this gem...which frankly kind of angers me:
"Day 3: Poverty and Homelessness
Task 1: Live below the line. Spend 1.50 or less today. Send in photos of what you used your money for."
Um...I guess I'll send you a photo of air?
The fundamental problem with this task is that it implies that most people have to buy something every single day of their lives. Perhaps I'l
I passed a car today with a bumper sticker that said "Warning: Missiles may launch from exhaust pipe." I've seen this bumper sticker before on other cars. However, this car was missing half it's bumper and all I could think was, "hell, guess one of those missiles misfired" :D
Inklings Issue 1 status: in progress
For those who were wondering, Inklings Issue 1 is being worked on. (I promise)
Also, please note: submission to issue 2 is now open.
Inklings of the Imaginary Mind
http://www.wix.com/theezine/inklings